Treasure Island

Bri Edwards


Toe Jam....... [Toenail Poem; Yuck! ; Very Short; Humour/Humor[


You can keep your toenails to yourself.
You can keep them on the kitchen shelf.
Put them next to the jar..... of... toe jam,
which I hear is excellent on rare leg of lamb.

Submitted: Monday, December 23, 2013
Edited: Tuesday, December 24, 2013

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this was inspired by a poemhunter friend. bon appetit. :)

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(December 23, 2013)

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  • Cassandra Jasmine (12/24/2013 10:39:00 AM)

    Oh Bri! Could anything, anything at all, get more disgusting (an hilarious!) as toe jam? Well of course, instead of it being jam, it could be something even more disgusting. :)
    As always, you turn everything towards humor and laughter, and that's what I love most about your poems. (Report) Reply

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