He dived into the swimming pool
With budgie smugglers on
But when he surfaced for a breath
He found that they had gone
His willy flopped around a lot
And scared a child or two
Until he spied a sexy girl
And then his willy grew
Security were asked to come
And dragged him from the pool
They called his willy peeping Tom
And he felt just like a fool
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