Transition (Or Enigma) Poem by C. M. Scullin

I am a conservative liberal.
I am a law-abiding criminal.
I am a non-smoking toker.
I am a serious joker.
I am a hate-filled amorist.
I am a patriotic anarchist.
I am a monogamous swinger.
I am a brain-dead thinker.
I am an abstinent nympho.
I am a cowardly hero.
I am fragile steel.
I am a square rolling wheel.
I am a sober alcoholic.
I am an agreeable conflict.
I am a straight bisexual.
I am fleetingly perpetual.
I am a god-fearing atheist.
I am the completely sane craziest.
I am a truthful liar.
I am water on fire.
I was and will be.
I am...
me.