Trumpism Poem by Richard Wlodarski

If there's such a thing as a beer belly
It might be from the swelling of Trump's tummy
If there's such a thing as a fart
It might be from The Donald's part
If there's such a thing as losing your cool
It may be from the hot Donald's school
If there's such a thing as losing one's sight
It may be from good old Donald's sound bite
If there's such a thing as losing one's hearing
It may be from Trump being so darn endearing
If there's such a thing as lack of good taste
It may be from Trump being such a waste
If there's such a thing as a skunky smell
It may be coming from The Donald's hell
If there's such a thing as being out of touch
Look out good ole U.S. of A. Ouch! Ouch!