Unsuitable Poem by Ima Ryma

A skunk and a penguin do meet
At a bar and both start to drink.
Drink after drink, each do compete,
Chugging shot after shot in sync.
The happy hour atmosphere
Devolves into slurred argument.
Social niceties disappear
Into a who's drunker event.
The penguin accuses the skunk
Of acting in a smelly way,
And being just a nasty drunk.
These last words the skunk has to say,

'Penguin, you are drunk absolute! '
'Cuz you have on backwards your suit! '