Visayan Warty Pig Poem by Ima Ryma

A Visayan warty pig, I
Am ready for mating season,
Sporting a mane of hair, this guy,
Grown just for the gals, the reason.
The mane of hair's grown on my back
So I'll be better able to
Keep my honed mating skills on track.
I have lots of flirting to do.
My namesake warts upon my face
Will help protect me when I fight
Other males for a better place
For females to keep me in sight.

Tiz the season - females do gawk
At me and my rock star mohawk.