I answered a want ad to find my perrrrrft date,
But He wasn't what I expected and He was two hours late! ! ! ! ! ! !
His ad said he was rich and looked like a movie star,
I know he stretched the truth-Just a little bit too far! !
He had no hair and his teeth were gone,
He sure wasn't the man in my favorite love song.
He wasn't what I expected, not who I thought He'd be,
But, I went out with him anyway cause I just had to see....
But the wreck in my drive was his fancy sports car,
Instead of a nightclub we headed for his favorite bar.
We had watered down beer instead of fine wine,
And bar snacks aren't my idea of a romantic way to dine.
When He finally took me home, He tried for a kiss.
I ducked just in time, it was sure a near miss! ! !
This was the worst date ever, not two words were said,
I'd rather be alone at home, asleep in my bed.
Never done an ad date, Sandra, Now I never will, The thought...no hair...no teeth Just makes me feel ill. Had a good laugh. Thanks. Love, Fran xx (putting in my false teeth and sticking a wig on my head...)
Loved it! Thanks for the laugh! Never know what you get! Patricia Gale
This is hilarious Sandra! Very funny! You never know what you're getting with those ads. :) Very fun poem. Sincerely, Mary
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Cute. You got a bargin basement special no less, aye? Where is his half of the bargin?