When Life Gives You Potatoes Poem by Brandon Harvey

What is happening
What time is it
I'm bored
I'm hungry
I'm tired
What do I do now
The best sport is sitting on the couch
You can only be a couch potato if you are the couch and you are sitting on a potato
Potatoes are better in chip form than in couch form
I wonder could you make a potato pizza
What would it taste like
Would it taste good or bad
How many potatoes does it take to screw in a light bulb
Could you play lacrosse with a potato
Can you skip a potato across a lake
I like potatoes
Do you like chicken or steak
I'm bored
I'm hungry
I'm tired
Couches are like soft, comfortable, potatoes