BS Johnson


Where Is the Sprinkler Stop Valve?


Urinating in a urinal
I try at first directly
to jet down a fruitfly
then see random sprinkling
is the proper method—

you cannot beat the random element

as in cancer, as my mother knew

Submitted: Friday, January 03, 2003

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