Why And Wherefore Poem by Stanley Cooper

Never-mind the why and wherefore”
Bush’s logic I don’t care for
He’s logically quite doltish
I most humb-il-ly submit
His reasoning’s Anne-Coult-ish
And not logically legit

Never-mind his high position
And his speeches repetition
Of his spinning of the facts
I most humb-il-ly- submit
His boo-boos in Iraq
Are not rationally legit

Never-mind his war on terror
That brought us to Iraq in error
With his “shock and awe”-ful force
I most humb-il-ly- submit
His “staying of the course”
Like Bush is totally unfit