Why I Want David To Be A Quarterback Poem by Jeffrey Philip Clegg

Green, green grass &
Shiny red fiberglass.
Bright blue cloth & silver too.

Brown, brown pigskin,
(My all time favorite color) .
Neon yellow goalposts &
Black & white zebras.

Pretty, pretty cheerleaders &
Beautiful screaming girls
Who understand football! !

Throw the ball deep Dave &
Pick the
Girl of your
Dreams...

She MAY cook for you.
Regardless, you MUST bring her flowers,
Of all colors (except brown) &
Tell her
She's the
Prettiest Girl in the World
&
Mean it.

That way,
She'll
Love
You &
You'll be in:

HEAVEN! !