Wiener Takes First Place Poem by Ima Ryma

The wiener dog died of old age
Leaving her loving family,
The home for years she did engage
In letting know who the boss be.
Heaven is now her time and place.
She gets a tour and then is
Standing before God, face to face.
God continues welcoming biz,
Sitting upon a golden throne.
The wiener dog does jump into
God's lap into a curl up zone.
God seems unsure of what to do.

This wiener dog does not retreat,
'I believe you are in my seat.'