Wrap Rage Poem by Ima Ryma

Plastic packaging did become
The preferred ways and means to sell
A product wrapped to protect from
Opening by a ne'er-do-well.
Customers should see but not touch
Until the customer did buy
The product that was packaged such
As hell to then open - oh my!
Many personal injury
Attempting to cut and to tear.
The Oyster Award there does be
For hardest to open affair.

Of the modern consumer age,
Beware the catching of wrap rage.