X What Do You Call? X Poem by Lisa Anderson

What would you call a top-notch detective?
A super snooper
What would you call fishing gear used to catch chickens?
Cackle tackle
What would you call a murder detective?
A stabber nabber
What would you call a computer nerd from Athens?
A Greek Geek
What would you call a spirit that's been mooned?
A grossed ghost
What would you call a coop where ducks are kept?
A quack shack
What would you call a snack thief?
A Frito bandito
What would you call a wealthy tattletale?
A rich snitch
What would you call the lid on a popcorn maker?
A popper stopper
What would you call a talkative taxi driver?
A gabby cabby

By Lisa Anderson