Yankees Vs. Red Sox Poem by Michael Fischer

(I went to the Yankees/Red Sox game and there was a fan removed from the game. This is about that fan.)

Read me my bragging rights
Raise my arms to the sky
Can you hear them cheering?
They're cheering just for me

They love me
They love me
Who can blame them for it?

Shower me in draft beer
And cover children's ears
It's my night on the town
And tonight
I don't care

I'm the star
I'm the star
And they love me for it

The home team is losing
But at least I'm winning
Tomorrow's not here yet
I'm living for tonight

They love me
They love me
Who can blame them for it?

Read me my bragging rights
Raise my arms to the sky

Before...

You take me out
Of the ball game
And take me away
From the crowd
Throw your peanuts
And cracker jacks
I don't care
If I never come back

I'm numb and dumb
And off to jail