Taking a long, hard-earned dump feels great,
there's no question about it.
Now, take this wonderfully cathartic feeling,
multiply it by a million
and then turn it into a negative
by attaching a big, bold minus sign (-) to the front of it.
And you wonder why cat's meow.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Wonders well put! Is It.