Ramona Thompson Poems

Hit Title Date Added
181.
Ramone, The Singing Hooker

Bridge

Got a secret
I'm a man
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182.
Sperm Donor-Part 1-Woman's View

Should't have this baby alone and on my own I know
Perhaps I should have waited until I met the right guy but I did't and now there's no going back
Exactly 9 months from now I'm gonna be a mother
Rushing againest the clock I beg any of you that can to help me find the father of our soon to be born son
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183.
Indestructible

Indestructible, that's what she is
Indestructible no matter what do to her
Like a cat with 9 lifes
How she does it
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184.
O.J. Simpson

Over and over and over again you wanna condemn an innocent man
Just leave him alone and live your own lifes already you greedy gossip loving fools!
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185.
Puke Me A River

You love my breasts
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186.
Oh My! Optimus Prime!

have't seen the film yet but am planning to soon.

Anyway I was inspired by Optimus Prime and so wrote the following poem based on the idea of what if he had a secret human love interest.
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187.
Sortacurious

Such a cold hearted bitch she is to both family and friends
Over and over and over again denying to herself the truth
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188.
Only Lonely

Once
So happy
Always together
Long distance lovers
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189.
Teenage Vasectomy

Vasectomy, vasectomy
Vasectomy, vasectomy
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190.
You'Re Not Taking Him Away From Me!

I have worked so hard to get him to notice me
Too damm hard for a witch like you to come along and ruin
All of my most carefully laid plans
First to impress
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