Ramona Thompson

Teenage Vasectomy - Poem by Ramona Thompson

Vasectomy, vasectomy
Vasectomy, vasectomy
NSV did a job a on me
Now they all call me a real sickie
Guess I'll have to break the news
That I got no sperm to swim
All the girls hate me
Cos now I can't give them what they all want
I'm a teenage vasectomy

Whores and sluts are after me
My NSV makes them all so happy
Got big plans to change a rich boy's mind
Now I guess I'll have to tell 'em
That I got no plans to inpregnant 'em
Gonna get my Ph.d
Never gonna be held down
Just wanna live my life free
So I became what you see
I'm a teenage vasectomy

(A parody of The Ramone's classic song Teenage Lobotomy/2007)

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Poem Submitted: Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Poem Edited: Thursday, March 3, 2011

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