Treasure Island

Ramona Thompson


Teenage Vasectomy


Vasectomy, vasectomy
Vasectomy, vasectomy
NSV did a job a on me
Now they all call me a real sickie
Guess I'll have to break the news
That I got no sperm to swim
All the girls hate me
Cos now I can't give them what they all want
I'm a teenage vasectomy

Whores and sluts are after me
My NSV makes them all so happy
Got big plans to change a rich boy's mind
Now I guess I'll have to tell 'em
That I got no plans to inpregnant 'em
Gonna get my Ph.d
Never gonna be held down
Just wanna live my life free
So I became what you see
I'm a teenage vasectomy


(A parody of The Ramone's classic song Teenage Lobotomy/2007)

Submitted: Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Edited: Thursday, March 03, 2011

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