Randy Johnson Poems

Why do many people put off buying gifts until Christmas Eve?
That's not a great thing to do, in fact it's very hard to believe.
Why do these people wait until December 24?
They have to walk through overcrowded stores.
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I live in hell because of a teenage boy who I killed.
He aimed a toy gun at me and I thought it was real.
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For years my favorite sport was tennis.
But I beat a guy and he became a menace.
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Instead of adoring Santa Claus, children should adore God and his son.
When it comes to who should be thanked, they are the ones.
If God hadn't sent his son down here, Christmas wouldn't even exist.
When children want to give thanks, God and Jesus shouldn't be dismissed.
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Something terrible happened when I was a little boy.
My dog was accidentally destroyed.
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My faith in the Lord is strong.
He has never steered me wrong.
I have no wife or kids but I have God and he's all that I need.
He blesses people who are nice and who do good deeds.
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Criminals don't like cops but I do.
I give thanks to our boys in blue.
The police are here to protect and serve.
They have my respect and that's what they deserve.
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Men of Science are people who experiment and cure diseases.
When our lives are saved by their experiments and medications, it sure pleases.
They've dedicated themselves to help humanity because they truly care.
Without scientists, the world wouldn't know that E equals MC Squared.
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Years ago on Halloween I wanted to wear costumes that were scary.
But my parents always made me go as the tooth fairy.
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You starred in eight episodes of Doctor who.
You worked with Jon Pertwee and Tom Baker too.
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