Randy Johnson Poems

Some people are angry because Obama didn't choose Hillary to be his Vice President.
it is something that some people may resent.
But there's something that you should remember.
Hillary still wants Obama to win this November.
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George Bush has ran this country into the ground.
Things would be much better if he wasn't around.
People are having to sell their possessions to be able to buy gas.
He'll be out in four months and I can't wait for that time to pass.
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Obama loves America and he loves you and me.
He loves everybody in this great land that's free.
He's a great politician and a great family man.
If anybody can turn things around, he sure can.
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(Dedicated to Jerry Reed who died September 1,2008.)

He starred in the Smokey and the bandit films and in the Waterboy as well.
When it came to acting and singing, this man excelled.
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(This is a fictional poem)

I'm tired of having to beg.
Please shave your damn legs!
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(This is a fictional poem)

I gave you a twenty and you only gave me change for a ten.
If you don't give me the correct change, you don't want to know the trouble you'll be in.
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(This is a fictional poem)

Sonny the cuckoo bird ate all of my cocoa puffs.
When I saw that the box was empty, I got rough.
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(This is a fictional poem)

When it comes to intelligence, I guess I'm pretty daft.
I tried to use a faulty elevator and I fell down the shaft.
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These laxatives don't work that I've been taking.
As I sit on the crapper, the inside of my butt is aching.
I've been eating these laxatives for weeks and I still can't do number two.
I can't take a dump no matter how hard I try and I don't know what else to do.
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Over the years I've been blessed.
God has been good to me and he's the best.
God is a wonderful being, this is true.
He is good to me and he's good to you.
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