Fire In The Hole Poem by Ima Ryma

Toilets are now made in Japan
Which are electrically wired
To provide a post function span
Of hygenic comforts desired.
The john costs a couple of grand
With massages, dryers and sprays.
There's no need to involve one's hand.
The latest thing in techno craze.
The product does have one big but.
It might possibly catch on fire.
Why or when is not quite clear cut.
Still it's a must do to acquire.

These more costly toilets may boast
The new, fashionable rump roast.