Hello dear wife I've arrived safe and sound
At long last peace and quiet I've found
Don't worry dear wife no need for a tear
I'm enjoying myself, glad you're not here.
I'm in the U.S.A. how long will it last?
Never had it so good I am not down cast
I'm writing this letter down by the pool
Naked females, I am beginning to drool.
The food's a bit strange but what can I do?
I don't miss you much but I love your stew
I want no more round-a-bouts and swings
I'll keep in touch glad you haven't got wings.
I've met a nice widow, she fancies her chance
Tonight I'm her partner at the square dance
On second thoughts I came here for a rest
My sexual prowess won't be put to the test.
When I left our home I was not in my prime
You had my best years what's left are mine
It won't be long before my money runs out
Send me some more when I give you a shout.
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