In the heart of an old village setting
There stands an Antique dealers rooms
Full of rarest antiques brought for vetting
Plus two urns sold by Hilda May Coombs
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When I was young in yesteryear
Involved in pulling birds
We got our kicks from drinking beer
In pints, not halves or thirds
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You’re a poet, as they say
All you write is poetically full of art
Wince when you read your stuff
As from literacy you stand apart
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(Inspired from the comments of Ian Bowen)
I love you darling this is true
I crave your body language
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The kiddie’s party’s underway
The titchy ones have come to play
Criteria for getting in
You must be three and love a din
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A thug I am, to other men
My fists are not ignored
Till other thugs said “try a pen”
It’s mightier than the sword
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Today (Day 1) I writed stuff I thort was pritty neet
I wanna do this poet shit, so that I can complete
Today (Day 2) I wroted tings I thawt was really neat
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Come on now guys; No ifs! No buts!
Let’s talk about your precious nuts
And how you guard them night and day
The right hand never far away
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In a part of this great universe
A planet that I’ve found
Has four secreted corners
Despite the fact it’s round
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Happy mother’s day mother!
There are chocolates for you on the shelf
And unlike my uncaring brother
I won’t eat your choccies myself
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