(Inspired from the comments of Ian Bowen)
I love you darling this is true
I crave your body language
One day I’ll spend some time with you
Till then I’ll have a sandwich
You’re such a sweety underneath
Your Eros darts invade me
I’d kiss you if you cleaned your teeth
But only if you made me
Darling I would die for more
Your love keeps me alive
But only if I’m at deaths door
Approaching ninety five
Sweet perfume, I know it well
Your individual scent
“Eau De Sweaty Armpit” smell
That captivates this gent
I’m sure; of men you have your pick
But just those deaf or blind
Strong stomach and won’t be sick
With just a shag in mind
So darling you’re my paradise
I'll love you always pet
I see past pimples and the lice
You're all that I could get
A fresh viewpoint of the love; poem if ever I saw one Steve - a comedy though in a few verses you had me in stitiches.....10 and more from Fay....
OMG! This is priceless, Steve! Done with just the right amount of delightful sarcasm. Your mind is a bit off kilter, I would guess. But it's to your advantage when you can write something like this. Thanks for the laugh! Linda ; -)
Amazing write...... and I wonder how many of us know someone like this 10 plus......Tracy
I read this allowed to my girlfriend and it had the desired affect! She appreciated my love poetry more! Thank you.
Stephen, this one is priceless. The song that Jack mentioned is If You Wanna Be Happy and it is by Jimmy Soul. I know as I have it and I married one. Mine looks like Nora Batty minus the wrinkly stockings. Loved this one. Top marks from me my friend and thanks for sharing it. All the best David
A poem that would be a surprise if it were written by anybody else. Also an excellent response by Robert E Hann! Anybody heard the song, I think sung by Percy Sledge, which goes, 'Man, if you want a happy life; You've got to make an ugly woman your wife'?
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
It seems Ian is inspiring us all, a different slant here on the usual love poem, very touching Steve (i don't think) lol, loved it, 10 Lynda xx