Thomas Phelps

Rookie [Tom Phelps] (July 4th 1934 / Tynewydd, Rhondda valley, South Wales, U.K.)

Thomas Phelps Poems

1. The Right-Sided Diet 3/13/2013
2. Poems in the drawer 3/14/2013
3. Men must not cry 3/14/2013
4. They would do it again 3/20/2013
5. Poetry? 3/14/2013
6. I guess that's love 3/13/2013

The Right-Sided Diet

I made a dietary breakthrough the other day
Although it won't help mankind in any big way,
Or womankind either, if it comes to that,
It's about a problem I have with a bit too much fat.

I need a right-sided diet, but I haven't found one yet
Although I spent a week surfing the internet.
Our pharmacist said, 'No, I haven't got one of those.'
And he either laughed or had a tickle up his nose.

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