Alessandra Liverani

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Alessandra Liverani Poems

1. The Poker Game 1/31/2005
2. We Are The Tobacco Companies 9/14/2005
3. Which Voice? 2/6/2005
4. Optical Illusion 9/25/2005
5. Smoker's Rap 9/18/2005
6. Take Your Medicine 9/19/2005
7. Take The Day Off 9/21/2005
8. Image In The Mirror 9/11/2005
9. The Voice 9/12/2005
10. What Is It? 8/21/2005
11. This Is A Test Only 8/28/2005
12. The Challenger 2/10/2005
13. View From Mars 2/4/2005
14. Hunted 2/1/2005
15. Two For The Price Of One 7/10/2005
16. Sandy 2/17/2005
17. Don'T Rush Me 7/7/2005
18. Why Go Back? 8/22/2005
19. Confused 7/18/2005
20. Mental As Anything 7/24/2005
21. Don'T Get Caught 7/25/2005
22. The Agony And The Agony 4/22/2005
23. Virtual Reality 8/24/2005
24. How Hard Is It? 5/17/2005
25. Security Alert 1/25/2006
26. Never Ending Time 8/17/2005
27. No Law 8/18/2005
28. The Great Leveller 10/3/2005
29. Limericks 8/9/2005
30. Exercise In Futility 7/27/2005
31. More Torture, Why Not? 11/7/2006
32. Copied Fear 11/30/2006
33. Don'T Copy That One 11/30/2006
34. I'M Sick Of It 11/30/2006
35. Too Good To Be True 11/30/2006
36. Pavlov's Dog: Advanced Lesson 12/9/2006
37. We Don'T Care 2/15/2007
38. The Machine 5/3/2007
39. We Sell 7/18/2007
40. I'D Like To Teach The World To Smoke 11/10/2007
Best Poem of Alessandra Liverani

- It's All Relative: : Humour

My mother’s brother’s sister’s name is Grace
She’s my aunt and likes to go from place to place
My mother’s sister’s brother’s name is Brad
He’s my uncle and he is my cousin’s Dad

My grandmother on my mother’s side
Is my maternal gran, she is my grandfather’s bride
She also is my father’s mother-in-law
And not surprisingly they often go to war

My cousin is the nephew of my mother
His father happens to be my mother’s brother
My aunty’s niece is in fact myself
If you're confused please don't look at me for help

(Sydney, Australia - 2005)

Read the full of - It's All Relative: : Humour

This Is A Test Only

You're sitting at your desk, trying to concentrate
When suddenly the loudspeaker crackles with a voice that just can't wait
THIS IS A TEST ONLY, PLEASE DISREGARD THIS MESSAGE
You then sit waiting expectantly, just a little bit on edge

For the certain piercing screech of the office fire alarm
It is warning you to leave, so that you'll stay out of harm
Yet you stubbornly stay put, continue working at your desk
Because you know that this is just merely a test

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