Alessandra Liverani

Rookie (Wollongong, Australia)

Alessandra Liverani Poems

1. - Jiving In The Jungle : : Humour 10/23/2009
2. - Cama Cama Cama Cama Cama Not A Lion:: Humour 8/5/2012
3. - In The Garden: : Humour 11/15/2009
4. - Item Six, A Bag Of Nothing: : Humour 10/23/2009
5. - Lemon Pepper Sauce: : Humour 10/21/2009
6. - A Storm In A Teacup: : Humour 8/5/2012
7. - Am I A Spoodle: : Humour 9/19/2007
8. - Blind Fear: : Humour, Inspiration 10/30/2005
9. - Brassed Off: : Humour 4/21/2005
10. - Bronwyn's Birthday: : Humour 5/7/2009
11. - Buying Lunch: : Humour 5/1/2007
12. - Changing The Daily Backup Tapes: : Humour 2/20/2007
13. - Dining In Style: : Humour 8/19/2010
14. - Disobedient Disobedience (Parody Of Disobedience By A A Milne) : : Humour 8/23/2007
15. - Dust: : Humour 11/30/2006
16. - Even If: : Humour 10/1/2007
17. - First Job: : Humour 11/3/2007
18. - Gallbladder Removal: : Humour 5/7/2009
19. - Greg's Culinary Disas......Triumph! :: Humour 8/5/2012
20. - Gtky : : Humour 6/2/2011
21. - Hold That Thought: : Humour, Inspiration 12/13/2005
22. - How To Make A Mountain Out Of A Molehill: : Humour, Inspiration 4/25/2005
23. - I Didn'T Write This Poem:: Humour 8/5/2012
24. - I Wish I Could: : Humour, Inspiration 9/14/2005
25. - In The Middle Of Nowhere: : Humour 7/9/2010
26. - Items On My Desk: : Humour 5/7/2009
27. - It's All In Your Mind: : Humour, Inspiration 5/4/2005
28. - It's All Relative: : Humour 10/14/2005
29. - Jeny's Birthday Poem: : Humour 7/9/2010
30. - Just Rollin' Along: : Humour 7/9/2007
31. - Latest Gossip: : Humour 11/30/2006
32. - Let Go: : Humour, Inspiration 1/31/2005
33. - Making Plurals In English: : Humour 12/4/2005
34. - Me Telly's On The Blink: : Humour 7/20/2010
35. - My First Proper Standup Routine: : Humour 6/7/2010
36. - My Name? The Rainbow Lorikeet Of Course: : Humour 1/11/2008
37. - My Shoe Palace:: Humour 8/5/2012
38. - Our Budgies: : Humour 11/30/2006
39. - Pegasus The Horse That Winged It: : Humour 9/8/2009
40. - Perception: : Humour, Inspiration 8/11/2005
Best Poem of Alessandra Liverani

- It's All Relative: : Humour

My mother’s brother’s sister’s name is Grace
She’s my aunt and likes to go from place to place
My mother’s sister’s brother’s name is Brad
He’s my uncle and he is my cousin’s Dad

My grandmother on my mother’s side
Is my maternal gran, she is my grandfather’s bride
She also is my father’s mother-in-law
And not surprisingly they often go to war

My cousin is the nephew of my mother
His father happens to be my mother’s brother
My aunty’s niece is in fact myself
If you're confused please don't look at me for help

(Sydney, Australia - 2005)

Read the full of - It's All Relative: : Humour

This Is A Test Only

You're sitting at your desk, trying to concentrate
When suddenly the loudspeaker crackles with a voice that just can't wait
THIS IS A TEST ONLY, PLEASE DISREGARD THIS MESSAGE
You then sit waiting expectantly, just a little bit on edge

For the certain piercing screech of the office fire alarm
It is warning you to leave, so that you'll stay out of harm
Yet you stubbornly stay put, continue working at your desk
Because you know that this is just merely a test

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