Chuck Audette Poems

They say:
'you snooze, you lose'
and it's said like a truth I should keep
but the uncouth answer I choose
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A man gets captured by cannibals
every day they poke him with spears
they use his blood to wash down their food
at the end of the week, he's in tears.
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with Dracula
I've a date tonight
we'll be out late
and get a bite.
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My wife cuts my hair
my hippie days are done
the kitty below my chair
thinks the severed locks are fun
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the moon
seems very loud
tonight
I need a cloud
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I've got a wedgie
Riding up my crack
I'd pull it out
But first must look back.
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if you look up at the sky's dark shore
and see the flash of a meteor,
and instead of fading, it seems more bright
you might soon be dead from a meteorite!
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