In A Bind (An Ode To The Wedgie) Poem by Chuck Audette
In A Bind (An Ode To The Wedgie)
I've got a wedgie
Riding up my crack
I'd pull it out
But first must look back.
Alas, there are folks
Down the corridor walking
If I fix it now
They would surely be talking
So into my office
For privacy divine
Is this still a wedgie
Or a freakin' clothesline?
But then my boss pops in
For a long meeting
I had to just grin
While my ass took a beating.
I hope he didn't think
The faces I made
Meant his talk was a stink
Or got my review a poor grade.
What? ! Now I'm fired!
So 'clean out the desk'
First I'll unpack my mess
Before I do the rest.
Yeah, I'll clean out my 'drawers' and -
Wait a second! Where's it gone?
My boxers have vanished
Something is wrong!
So I beg of you
I'm down on my knees
If I just bend over
Will you pull it out please?
Just be careful!
Whatsoever you do
Cause yesterday's pair
Might be in there too!
Hi Chuck. It's Barbara* here. Just another follower from P.com. This is perhaps the funniest 'poem' I have ever read! I laughed until I cried. Where do you find all this material? I hope this one truly is not from a real life experience-but it did CRACK me up! I have always enjoyed your submissions on P.com and will continue to do so here. Regards, Barbara Attaway...I'm posted here too, now.
Absolute cl(ass) Chuck. As we say over here, you crease me up, but not literally! Rabbii Burns gives an excellent 10.
My sides are now hurting from laughing so much.....absolutely brilliant! still grinning, Justine.
Your mind is a wonder Who knows how it works. It' full of all manner of spazms and quirks. I doubt if there's danger, although any day the men in the white coats may take you away!
I'm wiggling and walking I'm so full of wind Come out brown for talking My undies get binned
Chuck, I was going to make a comment here, but, I don't feel remiss, I paid attention to my senses, No, I'm not touching this! B.V.A.
Painfully funny. Better off going commando. Oh, hang on, you might lose your trousers! Ez
LOL...loved this one Chuck...maybe this should have been for your first reading...LOL.. Hugs, Dee
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
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HAW HAW HAWWWWWWWWWWW! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! How have I missed this one in all my visits? ! ? I'm dying here and I haven't even had breakfast, Chuck - may I have a last meal first, please? ? ? ! I sure hope that everything came out all right in the end............................................! HEE-larious and I'm going to memorize this one, just because. Thank you for great big grins! Esther : ]