Chuck Audette Poems

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61.
Children And Their Sense Of Timing

62.
Multitalented

popcorn with the left
typing with the right
crunch crunch crunch
don't mind if i mistype
...

63.
Swatted - A Sad Tale Of Interspecies Love

i
just a fly
on the ceiling
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64.
The Tale Of The Missionary And The Cannibals

shhhh.....
.....drumming
they're coming...
and again,
...

65.
My Fellow Homicide Detective And I At The Crime Scene

lying in the rain
we found a matted head
'who was it? '
I asked
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66.
Things To Not Do When Bored

boredom
made me quite irate
so I ate my watch
to demonstrate
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67.
Broken Keyboard

I dotted my is
and crossed my ts
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68.
On Writing Poems In The Bathroom Stall

writing a poem
while in the john
damn it!
that didn't take long.
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69.
An Ode To Motherly Knowledge

As children -
we didn't know why it was
but Mom's favorite answer
was...'Because! '
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70.
I'M Sorry I Saw Your Boob

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