Dan Reynolds Poems
Thank God I'M An Atheist
Thank God I'm an Atheist ©
One fine night, in the middle of the day,
two atheists knelt down to pray.
Hymn books opened upside-down,
in Top Hat n' Tails, and their dressing gown.
The in-verse lyrics from the page,
sung happily with joyous rage.
Two old friends, first meeting each other,
(both my Grandad's grandson's sister's brother.)
With sufficient humility, to make them proud,
in perfect silence, they roared out loud.
"All things dim and dutiful,
all tree cures smate and groll.
All things dense and blunderfull,
Halle Loo? Jah!
(May be sung to the tune of 'Hallelujah'; ¬)
They say ye canny fill yer breechs
Wi' tatty scones and boiled leeks
But you don't know whit we went through tay see ya
I'd like tay lay hons oan the bam