Dan Reynolds

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Dan Reynolds Poems

1. Halle Loo? Jah! 8/21/2010
2. The Pawnbroker's Reward 9/28/2010
3. New Year Sonnet 1/4/2011
4. The Ballad Of Jock Dean. 1/30/2011
5. Can I Offer A Version Of The World's (Supposedly) Funniest Joke? 2/17/2011
6. The Bell That Rings At Midnight 5/13/2011
7. The End Of The World Is Snide? 5/17/2011
8. Has Anybody Else Questioned The Dawn 6/3/2011
9. Well, Would You Adam And Eve It? 7/12/2011
10. Behind The Iron Gate 7/21/2011
11. How Kin Ye No Get A Single Fish In A Glezga Chippie? 7/4/2011
12. Departure Delayed? 7/29/2011
13. Do You Know How Romero Helped Cure Masculine Ailments In The Future? 9/1/2011
14. Humble P 's Are Squared. (P R2) (P R2) 9/2/2011
15. When Young, He Sprung On Cloven Hooves 9/6/2011
16. When I Listen To Camel’s Song, “for Today” 9/11/2011
17. Somnambulistic Sonnet 9/14/2011
18. The Gristle-Biter 9/15/2011
19. Michael....How Are You? 9/30/2011
20. Indian Summer 9/30/2011
21. Facing Facets Of Timely Reminders. 10/1/2011
22. Waiting For The Box. 10/4/2011
23. The Not So Royal Mint. 10/6/2011
24. If Tristan Was Mending His Girlfriend's Jewelry, Would He Use An Isolde-Ring Iron? 10/13/2011
25. Ode To The Modern Web-Poets 8/25/2011
26. The Will In The Windows 12/8/2011
27. Are Emos Monopolising The Muse? 1/5/2012
28. Why Do Poets Argue On Forums? 2/11/2012
29. Take A Bad Look At Yourself 2/28/2012
30. What Is A Poem? 3/5/2012
31. Mulch Ado About Nothing? 4/3/2012
32. What Kind Of Things Could Make A Grown Man Cry? 4/6/2012
33. Jack's Missing Leg, As A Conversation Piece. 6/20/2012
34. Picture This 7/11/2012
35. An Olympian Sonnet Of Sorts 7/27/2012
36. And This Is Why You Shouldn'T Mock The Aged In Perth. 8/23/2012
37. Where Were You On Guy Fawkes Day/Night? 11/15/2012
38. Ever Fell Foul Of Your Own Conscientious Consumer Choices? 3/1/2013
39. And So We Wonder, Why We Love. 3/15/2013
40. Faith In Futility 3/19/2013
Best Poem of Dan Reynolds

Thank God I'M An Atheist

Thank God I'm an Atheist ©

One fine night, in the middle of the day,
two atheists knelt down to pray.
Hymn books opened upside-down,
in Top Hat n' Tails, and their dressing gown.

The in-verse lyrics from the page,
sung happily with joyous rage.
Two old friends, first meeting each other,
(both my Grandad's grandson's sister's brother.)
With sufficient humility, to make them proud,
in perfect silence, they roared out loud.

"All things dim and dutiful,
all tree cures smate and groll.
All things dense and blunderfull,
what ...

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Halle Loo? Jah!

(May be sung to the tune of 'Hallelujah'; ¬)

They say ye canny fill yer breechs
Wi' tatty scones and boiled leeks
But you don't know whit we went through tay see ya
Diarrhoea. Diarrhoea
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoee-ee-ee-ee-ya

I'd like tay lay hons oan the bam

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