I read on the Web
So it must be true
That if you're 87
You have a 50/50
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One day while flying through the air
I thought I saw a polar bear.
His fleece was not as white as snow
So maybe it just wasn't so.
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I think that I shall never view
A thing as wild as a new gnu.
A gnu whose hungry mouth is pressed
Against it’s Mama’s big old breast.
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I was sleeping in bed, having bad dreams
Where life is not always just what it seems.
Was walking down this country road
Whistling a tune as along I strode.
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It was in the merry month of May
I leaped out of bed to greet the day.
I thought to myself, it would be really neat
If only I could find something different to eat.
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When I was little and it was a rainy day,
My Mom wouldn’t let me go out to play.
Said I had to stay in or I’d get a cold,
And wouldn’t be able to grow real old.
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Lady with rose No.7
I thought I’d died
And gone to heaven.
Floating through the garden
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Happy Birthday to me, they all sing
While dancing around in a ring.
....We’ll all whirl round the floor
....“Cause you’re now eighty-four
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A tree in a forest
Fell to the ground.
No one was there,
So it made no sound.
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As I was walking down the street
An old girlfriend I chanced to meet.
.... I hugged and kissed her on the nose
.... She said how very apropos
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