To Kill a Mockingbird had Dad,
Atticus Finch, raising his kids,
Keeping his cool when they got mad.
But most parents do blow their lids,
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Little Angel, for a brief while,
You survived the tornado's dread,
That left your home a twisted pile,
And all of your family dead.
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A crisis for Japanese banks.
Oregami Bank had to fold.
Karate Bank has chopped its ranks.
Karaoke Bank quickly sold,
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Davy Jones, may you rest in peace,
A lifetime of The Monkees biz.
But death deemed that your gig must cease.
With no ifs, ands or buts - just tiz.
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I was bullied some as a kid,
And I was a bully some back.
It was just stuff most of us did,
Getting and giving dumb attack.
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An old snake went to see the doc,
Hissing that he could not see well.
So taking some glasses from stock,
Doc fitted the snake, then did tell
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Sergeant Reckless, U.S. Marine
Served during the Korean War,
Earned her stripes going 'twixt and 'tween
The front line and the ammo store,
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Two terrorists taking a break,
Start talking about their children.
The first says his oldest did make
Such a swell bomb, and then did win
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U.S. at war - there's etiquette.
Must show proper manners post kill.
Peeing on a corpse does upset.
Just leave the body dead and still.
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In Russia, what's a crow to do
To pass the winter months so bleak.
Snow and ice ev'rywhere - tiz true.
So find fun with them so to speak.
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