Joe Rosochacki

Joe Rosochacki Poems

41. Are You Experienced? 5/5/2009
42. Area 51 8/17/2013
43. At Least It's Not A Jonestown 5/22/2011
44. B(S) P Oil Aka Bull Sh&&Ing Pri&Ks Or How To Make Gaia Bleed 6/17/2010
45. Bad Idea! 6/28/2015
46. Bakker The Red- Nosed Evangelist (Sung To The Tune Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer) 5/9/2009
47. Baltimore Catechisms, Pagan Babies, And Bishops Captured By Pawns 5/9/2009
48. Banking On Getting A New Mattress? 6/10/2009
49. Bat Masterson 12/13/2009
50. Bearly A Cereal Killer 5/6/2009
51. Bee-Atch Is Back 5/8/2009
52. Being Accused Of Murder Is A Weight(Y) And See Situation 5/9/2009
53. Being Declared Dead Can Ruin Your Health 5/2/2009
54. Bend Me Shape Me (A Parody Dedicated To The Apple Iphone 6) 9/26/2014
55. Bill Clinton Wanna’ Be 5/7/2009
56. Bill Richardson Is Judas Iscariot, Huh? 5/8/2009
57. Birdie On The Seventh Hole, Shoot Like A Pro 5/11/2009
58. Birds Of A Feather, F$#k Together Or Gertrude And Heathcliff, Where Are You? 11/27/2010
59. Black Friday 5/6/2009
60. Black Friday Ii 5/6/2009
61. Blackwater 5/7/2009
62. Blue On Blue 7/28/2009
63. Boeing, Boeing Gone 5/12/2009
64. Boeing, Boeing, Soon To Be Gone 9/1/2009
65. Books In Library, Quite Contrary How Does Your Dewey Decimal System Grow? 9/21/2010
66. Boot Camp Or Death Camp 5/9/2009
67. Born With A Silver Spoon In Her Mouth? 10/31/2009
68. Boysiimen, Tiger, Buddha And Nazarean-Israelites, Oh My! 1/9/2010
69. Bp 5/9/2009
70. Bravo To Music And Let’s Play Ping Pong 5/11/2009
71. Breaking Up Is Hard To Do 5/23/2009
72. Bud-Weis-Uh-Uh, (In-Bev) -Er 5/6/2009
73. Burr(R) Oak Cemetery Aka How Cold Is That! 7/10/2009
74. Calling Sister Bill, Sister Yolanda, Sister Anita, Sister Consuela…. 5/9/2009
75. Can I Have Some Voda Not Vodka? 5/6/2009
76. Can Playboy Stay Abreast-Uhm Afloat? 12/17/2009
77. Can You Hear Me Now, Ludwig? 5/6/2009
78. Can’t Buy Me Love-Lennon And Mccartney 5/3/2009
79. Car Wash Blues 5/17/2009
80. Carnage In Cairo, Atrocities In Alexandria, And Necromancies On The Nile 8/19/2013
Best Poem of Joe Rosochacki

"Neither Rain, Nor Snow, Nor Sleet, Nor Hail Shall Keep The Postmen From Their Appointed Rounds.&Quot; But The Lack Of Money May.

The United States Postal Service is running out of money to operate.
My dad was a postal clerk in Hamtramck, Michigan, zone 12,
Before the use of zip codes, yes I am that old,
Zip codes were enacted by the time I was eight.
One of the Postal branches in New York City has; neither snow…..,
Though, - the US Postal officially has no motto.
My dad went on a strike back when the US Postal System was run by the government,
It was called a wild cat strike,
He feared for his job but the union "wanted" him to strike for better pay,
I believe he was making ...

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Screwed To Death

Mr. Sergey Tuganov had taken a challenge from two Moscow women,
He would not let his pride be underestimated or undermined,
The women bet him $4,300.00 that he could have sex for 12 hours straight,
Forgetting about pleasuring himself as his name would indicate.
The Russian Comrade would not let medical advice hinder him from his revolution, -ugh resolution.
'In the rare event of an erection lasting more than four hours, seek immediate medical help.'
Was an indication.
12 hours into the

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