She’s a joy she’s an angel’ well that’s what she thinks
She clings on to your heart like a plug to a sink
She drives you all crazy with make believe games
She’ll have you believe that fairies fly planes
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The leaves they lie but all around
a silent carpet on the ground
listen carefully if you dare
fix your eyes in a stare
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Birth is something we all go through
But memories we have none
Why is it that we have no thought?
When life has just begun
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I love my mum, I love my dad
I love my son and brother,
I love my wife, I love my dog
I love them like no other.
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My boyfriend went and dumped me
The rat-face that he is
No ifs or buts no long goodbye
Just left me in a tizz
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Work is the curse of the working class
The rich just bide their time
Work gives riches to all but me
The rich just get by fine
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If I could go and speak to god
I would tell him many things
Save the world. stop all hurt
Happiness can you bring
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I'm happy in the morning
I'm happy in the night
I'm happy when I'm talking
to a person full of shite
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Nightmares can be funny things
They keep you up at night
And if you doze off in between
It gives you such a fright
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When first he came to see her 'twas' with a timid heart.and even when the lights were low they sat
this__________________________far apart
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Don't tell my son that I died in vain.
Don't tell my folks that they should feel shame.
Don't tell my wife I was an evil man.
Don't tell my town that I should have ran.
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My son
He’s just a little angel he wouldn’t hurt a fly
He is just the perfect child, but then I know just why
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The thyroid is such a funny thing wrapped inside your neck
I’m strong I’m tough I’m young and bold so thyroid…..what the heck
It won’t stop me from doing well and living life in full
It’s such a tiny little thing who said it had to rule
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What Is A Daughter
She’s a joy she’s an angel’ well that’s what she thinks
She clings on to your heart like a plug to a sink
She drives you all crazy with make believe games
She’ll have you believe that fairies fly planes
She often comes in with imaginary friends
And can draw on their dads with permanent pens
She has pretty parties with dolls as her mates
But then runs straight out and she swings on the gate
She listens to stories of love and romance
Then shoves a live frog in her best friends pants
At night when asleep the angels go quiet
I often do think that she could start a riot
She looks like a princess all said and done
And Uses mums lipstick to draw a big sun
All over the walls and down the settee
Her face is alive and she giggles with glee
Its then that you have to be strong and quite firm
For if you stand back she will never quite learn
And learn things she does most every day
She learns how to get thing her very own way
She came into your life and captured your heart
And then from that time you won’t stay apart
You may keep your son till he finds a good wife
But your daughters your daughter for all of her life
Any spare change