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Maddy Jones Poems
An English Cat
Stepped on the tail, Of an english cat, The kind that wears, A gentleman's hat,
The Mess Of A Man
Meet a man, A man named Harry, He's in need of a shave, And it's quite scary,
A Mind Of Dilemma
'Amnesia, amnesia, Forgetful me, But who am I? And where could I be? '
It's him! It's him! It's X-Ray Man! Seeing through things, With a simple scan,
'Beheader, Beheader! Off with his head! He's mocked the Queen, So, he should be dead! '
The little whore, Who walks the streets, She works her charms, It can't be beat,
Blame The Brat
Fat little brat, You're going to die, Fat little brat, Your life's gone awry,
That happy clown, So full of joy, Winning laughs, From girls & boys,
Thiefs Be Warned
Cozy in bed, Late at night, Hearing a noise, He crept in fright,
'A hermit, I am, I live on my own, Here, in my hovel, I sit on my throne, '
Thoughts in his head, Hugging his knees, Trapped in a room, Oh, woe is he,
A Ghost's Addiction
'Where has he gone? Where did he go? Could it be true? I don't know',
Rotting To Bone PART 1 / The Crow's Rep...
'Escape from my tower, Escape from my cell, Escape from my cage, Escape from my hell, '
Into Her Room
I have a secret, A secret that I've kept, A secret so deep, That I have wept,
Comments about Maddy Jones
(4 April 1928 - 28 May 2014)
(March 26, 1874 – January 29, 1963)
(10 December 1830 – 15 May 1886)
(26 April 1564 - 23 April 1616)
(12 July 1904 – 23 September 1973)
(1 February 1902 – 22 May 1967)
Edgar Allan Poe
(19 January 1809 - 7 October 1849)
(31 May 1819 - 26 March 1892)
(31 October 1795 – 23 February 1821)
An English Cat
Stepped on the tail,
Of an english cat,
The kind that wears,
A gentleman's hat,
'Why have you crushed,
The tail on my bum?
Do you have to be told?
That hurts, by gum! '
'I didn't see you,
I'm sorry, dear cat,
Your tail's under m'shoe,
I'm sorry about that'
'That was intentional!
Do not deny!
You did that on purpose,
Then disgustingly lied! '
The gentleman cat,
Not chivalrous now,
Has scratched out my eyes,
But I never saw how,
I have learned my lesson,
To watch where I go,
But now I am ...