Oliver Herford Poems
- The Platypus MY child, the Duck-billed Platypus A sad ...
- The Elf And The Dormouse Under a toadstool crept a wee Elf, ...
- The Hen ALAS, my Child, where is the Pen That can do ...
- The Chimpanzee CHILDREN, behold the Chimpanzee: He sits on ...
- Proem IF this little world to-night Suddenly should fall ...
- The Milk Jug The Gentle Milk Jug blue and white I love with ...
- The Puppy The Puppy cannot mew or talk, He has a funny kind ...
Oliver Herford (1863–1935) was a British born American writer, artist and illustrator who has been called "The American Oscar Wilde".As a frequent contributor to The Mentor, Life, and Ladies' Home Journal, he sometimes signed his artwork as "O Herford". In 1906 he wrote and illustrated the "Little Book of Bores". He also wrote short poems like "The ... more »
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''She has a whim of iron.''Oliver Herford (1863-1935), U.S. poet, illustrator. Remark, attributed to Herford, referring to his wife. It reappeared in Excuse It Please, "Impo...
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MY child, the Duck-billed Platypus
A sad example sets for us:
From him we learn how Indecision
Of character provokes Derision.
This vacillating Thing, you see,
Could not decide which he would be,
Fish, Flesh, or Fowl, and chose all three.
The scientists were sorely vexed
To classify him; so perplexed
Their brains, that they, with Rage at bay,
Called him a horrid name one day,--
A name that baffles, frights and shocks us,