A Very Expensive Lamb
(£367,000 sheep is world's most expensive)
A Pedigree Texel wee lamb
Double Diamond, a good breeding ram
In Lanark was sold
For a fortune in gold
It was hoped he could give the grand slam
Worries of a Three Year Old
Told by a granddaughter
My bum has got a crack. Mummy it's true!
It splits my little bum cheeks into two
I've seen cracks in the pavements
There, weeds show
From my behind will dandelions grow?
Lol. Hahaha. Its lovely comedy. Thanks for cheering me up
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Ha ha ha Nicely composed poem. I liked it thanks for sharing little minds so curious and funny at times.5 Stars