Can I help you sir
The salesman inquired
Have you seen what you want?
If not what is required
Do you need something sporty?
Bright red with some dash
Had had an old Porsche
That had been in a crash
I just shook my head
Sir needs something for work
Kept trying and trying
This young selling berk
Why could he not see?
I weren’t there for car buying
But still he persisted
Kept trying and trying
I reached the spares counter
And ordered a hooter
Then told the young salesman
That I ride a scooter
© 2008 David Threadgold
Rambling Riddles & Rhymes
This is very clever indeed. Your poems always make my day brighter..
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
WISE - you save a lot on petro