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Au contraire my sweet laureate of classic poetry I do not request you kneel before as a King In that you shun me as but another drunken Knave As so you do as the many loyal rats which inhabit your cave In the hopes of finding a trite nourishment or an end To their constant sorrows of such an unhealthy sewer It was not the likes of me who created this sludge which coats our feet For my hands while not clean of blood and guts Are not shamefully guilty of such menial drudgeries As are the Vultures and birds of prey which lay in wait Of your next few crumbs of contritely worded appreciation Shall my Lady allow me to speak that my drool may wash her feet I would wish not to criticize or hold account of her less than original sins For though I feel no less compelled to disgorge my thoughts Or purge my stomach of such vile meat I'd rather in my own vernacular words.... Never ever eat your Gruel again..... For your words do not possess the ability To take the smallest grain of sand and turn it into a bolder
2007 © T Sheridan
Note: One traditional method of treating a ganglion cyst was to strike the lump with a large, heavy book. And since even the poorest households usually possessed a Bible, that was what they used, which is how ganglion cysts came to be nicknamed 'Bible Bumps'
Ted Sheridan
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