Ted Sheridan

Ted Sheridan Poems

1. We Aren'T In Kansas Anymore 2/2/2007
2. He Used To Catch Fish But Now He Goes To The Market 2/5/2007
3. Verbose Gibberish 2/10/2007
4. Smoking Gun 2/12/2007
5. Peacemaker's Epigram 2/12/2007
6. The Best Cure For Curled Toes 2/13/2007
7. Virgins All Lie About Paradise 2/15/2007
8. An Unquenchable Thirst For Life And Loose Women 2/17/2007
9. Flowers Never Lie (Except While Telling The Truth) 2/18/2007
10. Hook Me Up To The Morphine Pump- Give Me Liberty Or Give Me Death 2/18/2007
11. Warren Piece 2/16/2007
12. Santa And The Boogyman 3/17/2007
13. Weenie Nation 6/16/2007
14. There Is Less Urine In Mexican Beer Than Is In Your Tap Water...Or So They Claim 6/22/2007
15. The Mad Poet Get's His Wings 8/3/2007
16. When God Calls Upon Deaf Ears-Part In A Series Of Poems Leading To My Death 9/30/2007
17. We Were The Perfect Match....Once 10/6/2007
18. Gusseted Body Bags Of Love 10/6/2007
19. Someone Set The Cake On Fire 11/27/2007
20. God Bless The Child Who Has His Own Jungle Home 12/28/2007
21. Butterflies And Baby's Breath 1/5/2008
22. Ho Chi Minh Voyeur 1/6/2008
23. When God Gives You Nothing But Zombies...Open A Restaurant 1/13/2008
24. She's A Copy Writer 1/18/2008
25. Cashing In Those Frequent Flyer Miles 1/28/2008
26. Remorse Over Savings Spent 1/28/2008
27. The Environmental Cleansing Of Souls Where Birds Of A Feather Flock Together 1/30/2008
28. The Needs Of The Many... 2/9/2008
29. Superficial Dna 2/11/2008
30. Why There Are Serial Killers And Priest 2/11/2008
31. Not A Song By The Dave Clark Five (Bits And Pieces) 2/17/2008
32. Anniversaries Are For Old Fools Like Me 2/24/2008
33. Turn On The Lights So I Can Find It 2/26/2008
34. Society Of Friends 4/6/2008
35. Good Hair Days Ahead If Democrats Win 4/8/2008
36. Victory Is But A Compilation Of Improbabilities 4/9/2008
37. When Life Is For The Birds 4/11/2008
38. Utilizing His Second Amendment Rights To Own A Gun 4/12/2008
39. The Anatomy Of Cynical Criticisim 4/13/2008
40. Alternative Endings Available 4/14/2008
Best Poem of Ted Sheridan

*a Devoted Gardener Of Love And Beauty

I looked upon her beauty as a flower
I hesitated to pinch her from her stem
Instead I planted myself next to her
Where I too have flourished in a sense…..

Dedicated to my wife

2008 ©TS

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Smoking Gun

She kisses me with electronically
emailed but all too deadly kisses
She hugs me with caressing adjectives
and misplaced prepositions
She ties me up with my own
grammatical errors and misspellings
She finds me all to easy and willing......
Just like a bloodhound
she has followed my scent

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