Mr. Nobody

Gold Star - 9,631 Points (Timeless / Right Now, Right Here)

A Crass Faery! - Poem by Mr. Nobody

As a servant girl to a King
I just had a damsel well serve me

As grapes to my royal mouth
She inserted a green sprout

My eyes were closed
in poetic mode
I queried, 'What cometh? '

She sexily whispered,
'Asssssssparagussssssss'

The demented poet declared:

Asparagus!
Atmospheric gas!
A faery's ass!
I'm fairly crass!


Poet's Notes about The Poem

I'd rather not tell

Comments about A Crass Faery! by Mr. Nobody

  • Gold Star - 9,642 Points Bri Edwards (8/4/2014 12:01:00 AM)

    AND:

    crass
    [kras] Show IPA
    adjective, crass·er, crass·est.
    1.
    without refinement, delicacy, or sensitivity; gross; obtuse; stupid: crass commercialism; a crass misrepresentation of the facts.
    2.
    Archaic. thick; coarse.
    Origin:
    1535–45; ([ Middle French) [ Latin crassus thick, dense, fat, heavy

    THIS DEFINITION IS FROM A DIFFERENT SOURCE, but it is very similar to the one in my first comment from....was it just yesterday? yes.
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    well since then i received an interesting message from the author; i'm not 'author'ized to divulge its contents.
    =============================
    NOW I GET IT! partly my lack of understanding (i realize now, after rereading the poem) was due to misreading/misinterpreting his

    As a servant girl to a King
    I just had a damsel well serve me ................

    i THOUGHT I was referring to a servant girl to a King. NOW i understand that I was referring to the author [or first person character narrating the poem]. the 'author'' is comparing the damsel (an unmarried woman) to a servant girl to a King! it would have been easier for ME, the poor (i don't mean, by poor, incompetent either! ! !) reader. if Monk had put the message (he sent me) after the poem as a poet's note.
    yeah, yeah, Monk, i KNOW you think i use too much punctuation, and probably too many parentheses as well. neh, neh, neh-neh, neh! ! ! ! :)

    p.s. and to think Neela thought it was a dream! (Report) Reply

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  • Gold Star - 9,642 Points Bri Edwards (8/4/2014)

    AND:

    crass
    [kras] Show IPA
    adjective, crass·er, crass·est.
    1.
    without refinement, delicacy, or sensitivity; gross; obtuse; stupid: crass commercialism; a crass misrepresentation of the facts.
    2.
    Archaic. thick; coarse.
    Origin:
    1535–45; ([ Middle French) [ Latin crassus thick, dense, fat, heavy

    THIS DEFINITION IS FROM A DIFFERENT SOURCE, but it is very similar to the one in my first comment from....was it just yesterday? yes.
    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    well since then i received an interesting message from the author; i'm not 'author'ized to divulge its contents.
    =============================
    NOW I GET IT! partly my lack of understanding (i realize now, after rereading the poem) was due to misreading/misinterpreting his

    As a servant girl to a King
    I just had a damsel well serve me ................

    i THOUGHT I was referring to a servant girl to a King. NOW i understand that I was referring to the author [or first person character narrating the poem]. the 'author'' is comparing the damsel (an unmarried woman) to a servant girl to a King! it would have been easier for ME, the poor (i don't mean, by poor, incompetent either! ! !) reader. if Monk had put the message (he sent me) after the poem as a poet's note.
    yeah, yeah, Monk, i KNOW you think i use too much punctuation, and probably too many parentheses as well. neh, neh, neh-neh, neh! ! ! ! :)

    p.s. and to think Neela thought it was a dream! (Report) Reply

  • Gold Star - 9,642 Points Bri Edwards (8/2/2014 3:09:00 PM)

    before i do read the poem:

    crass
    kras/
    adjective
    adjective: crass; comparative adjective: crasser; superlative adjective: crassest

    lacking sensitivity, refinement, or intelligence.
    the crass assumptions that men make about women
    synonyms: stupid, insensitive, mindless, thoughtless, ignorant, witless, oafish, boorish, asinine, coarse, gross, graceless, tasteless, tactless, clumsy, heavy-handed, blundering
    crass assumptions about women
    antonyms: intelligent

    Origin
    late 15th century (in the sense ‘dense or coarse (in constitution or texture) ’) : from Latin crassus ‘solid, thick.’

    SO MUCH TO CHOOSE FROM, mONK! ! ! :)
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    AND:

    fa·er·ie
    'fere/
    noun
    archaicliterary
    noun: faery

    fairyland.
    the world of faerie
    a fairy.
    plural noun: faeries
    imaginary; mythical.
    faerie dragons

    ======================
    ok. now to read the poem. i hope it is good after all of my hard work at the library! ! !

    well..............i don't quite get it. and i don't blame you for not telling. smoking again? ? however, thanks for sharing. :) bri (Report) Reply

  • Gold Star - 16,665 Points Deepak Kumar Pattanayak (7/6/2014 12:44:00 PM)

    A churlish theme made succulent by great fantasy...............well crafted (Report) Reply

  • Gold Star - 7,720 Points Neela Nath (7/3/2014 10:29:00 PM)

    May your dream come true(joking) .I loved the imagery. (Report) Reply

    Gold Star - 9,631 Points Mr. Nobody (8/6/2014 11:30:00 PM)

    Dream? that was an eye-witness account in real time

  • Gold Star - 35,597 Points Gajanan Mishra (7/3/2014 9:46:00 PM)

    sexilly whispewreed, I like it. (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Thursday, July 3, 2014

Poem Edited: Sunday, July 6, 2014


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