O ppoemhunter - hear my pplea:
please dropp that ppleonastic p!
Suppose your spelling, dropp by dropp
ran PCs short, all crashing, *lo*,
and *oets had to write their *oetry
without the strength to hold their *!
It could reduce dear England's language
and cause considerable *oetic anguish
(and by 'England's language', AJS,
I do not mean... well, you can guess...)
Would Doctor Nerd-like surgery
help remove that extrusive *?
'twould be a cut to *lease any Aryan
but all things considered, humanitarian...
As old men (meta*horically)
suffer so unsociably,
from all too frequent need to wee,
restrain your *C's excess *!
Overuse could be averse
to *oets' *oems, or verse - or worse;
and *arekh's generous realm of dreams
would be reduced by reams and reams...
*oemhunter's world-wide error
could set the *undits cold with terror -
like *ublic toilets when overused,
*lease to mind your *'s and queues!
so *oemhunter, I dropp this *lea:
*lease take care just where you *?
LOL. The good news is we are way out of * and well into Y. There can't be much left. GS
ha ha ha, Michael! this is outstandingly clever. with all the new improvements here, they still haven't rid us of the extra p's. what's a (p) oet to do? Jake
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Very Good! Verry Funny! .... Love it... Lynn ~