A Very Sad Computer Drama Poem by Sandra Feldman

There once was a woman
Not too long ago
That lived in a Computer.
Come rain or come snow.

Day or night,
There she was
And wouldn't let go.
Almost 24hrs
Joyfully,
Taping those keys,
And touching the screen,
With finger-print ease.

Until one day,
The Computer said
"Enough already,
I've had it up to here
With your constant
Tapping
And chewing my ear"
Then dramatically
Crashed and Died!
The woman concerned
Did not know what to do
And very loudly,
Screamed and cried,
Then called 911
Asking for help
And for that
She was seriously sued.
End of story
In all its "tragic"
21st century,
GLORY! ! !