Al-Qaeda Beware! Poem by Khadim Hussain

The Iraqi journalist Muntadar al-Zaidi
Who throw a pair of shoes
At President Bush
Has links with Al-Qaeda,
A statement from the Pentagon claimed.

We have positive proof
The statement continued:

* Mr. al-Zaidi had visited Pakistan 2008.

* Pakistani based Jihadi organization
has secret shoe throwing training bases,
Our operatives have acquired a video,
Shoe thrown at former CM Arbab Ghulam Rahim and Sher Afghan Niazi.
We believe was a rehearsal.

* Because Mr. al-Zaidi was on target,
He must have been trained,
Our sources believe by the shoe throwing
Division of the Al-Qaeda based in northern Pakistan.

* Shoe leather analysis revealed:
The animal whose skin was used
had grazed on the type of grass
in northern Pakistan.

* The animal was killed in 2007
Probably on Eid-ul-Adha and
The skin collected by a Pakistani based Jihadi organization
On behalf of Al-Qaeda.

This proves beyond any doubt
The is was planned by Al-Qaeda
And Pakistan’s involement.

We ask the President of Pakistan
Mr.Zardari,
Our friend in the war against terror
to launch a country wide crack-down
against those terrorist –
the clobblers, shoe sellers and
all who support their vile trade.

Our patience is wearing thin
And if the Pakistani government
Can not handle the task,
We have unmanned drones
all we need is
The list.
Al-Qaeda beware!
We will destroy you
Shoe by shoe
If we have to.