All The Worlds A Rage Poem by Ronnie Heaven

Enraged baby authoritarians
Take a much need break from manufacturing outrage
To deliver death threats, fresh outta the oven
(No, not those ovens)
To yours truly
"They hate me, they really hate me! "
At least it makes them feel something
Glad to be of service to the 300 lb "professional" gamers and pink-haired gender studies dropouts of the world
Two sides of the very same coin
Must be nice to be so well taken care of you can be upset about things that don't affect anyone ever and never will
Coupled in their hysteria
Violently orgasming over the latest tweet
Cumming hard from every threat to their uncivil liberties
These are first rate masochists
Exemplary!
Moving through the thick protoplasm of despair
To attain the summit of Mt. Offended
In order to vomit their entitlement all over the rest of us too busy to care
Too distracted by solutions that don't necessarily involve gladiatorial triumph or the subjugation of those with the shameless audacity to disagree
So pull up a chair
Watch the theatre of the unself aware
Perpetuate their snakelike coiling
Intertwined in fine Ouroboros feast
And perhaps taking the odd chance to bite the hand that feeds
They'll grow out of it
We hope