Bank Holiday Poem by Paul Butters

So many places closed,
And what's open you can't get to
For bloody tourists.

Big black clouds are over:
A chill wind blows.
The workaday sun has gone.
Oh yes, it's Bank Holiday.

The weather is foul
Yet everyone is out.
I can't get parked.
The crowds slow down
My enforced march.

Our local chippy is closed.
A Doctor?
No chance!
January in May
And maybe in June.

Christmas is worse.
All those needless presents.
Gifts for the sake of it.
Keeping the retailers happy
At our expense.

I'm in a grumpy mood
But who can blame me?
I always try to be upbeat,
But not today.