Jack Prelutsky (8 September 1940 / Brooklyn, New York)
Be Glad Your Nose is on Your Face
Be glad your nose is on your face,
not pasted on some other place,
for if it were where it is not,
you might dislike your nose a lot.
Imagine if your precious nose
were sandwiched in between your toes,
that clearly would not be a treat,
for you'd be forced to smell your feet.
Your nose would be a source of dread
were it attached atop your head,
it soon would drive you to despair,
forever tickled by your hair.
Within your ear, your nose would be
an absolute catastrophe,
for when you were obliged to sneeze,
your brain would rattle from the breeze.
Your nose, instead, through thick and thin,
remains between your eyes and chin,
not pasted on some other place--
be glad your nose is on your face!
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I wonder if I would still have freckles on my nose if it weren't on my face.
its a very good poem, ihave taken it for my exam, so its verygood
I can't wait to read this to my little ones-it should be in a little board book form!
I love this poem, its funny. He has imagination. Thats what it takes to be a writer. Not depression
i salute your way of thinking......let the weirdness go a point higher..
thanks n rgrds for enchanting the mind.
you are one great poet.....i really luv all your poems
Better on your face than hovering in the clouds.
What a very nice way of telling us to appriciate ourselves. Thanks Jack
Cute. It made me giggle.
I can think of an even worse place our nose could be... Anyway, great poem, it certainly gives credence to the idea of intelligent design.