Big Screens Poem by Channel Sanderson

I just don't know what causes it, perhaps it's in my jeans.
but when I shop for my new toy, I'm drawn to great big screens.

Now lots of RAM and Megahertz is what I'd always planned
But when I see the monitors, It's GREAT BIG TRACTS of LAND

The other parts I'll use each day, that's how it's going to be
but never will I cease to love the only part I see.

So Large I say and LARGE I pray. My wife she holds the strings.
But if this technophile don't stray, he'll get that great big screen.