Bored? You Are If You...(Humor) Poem by elysabeth faslund

Bored? You Are If You...(Humor)

Rating: 5.0


...Actually polish with a furniture polish...
Not use it as an air freshener.
...Notice the surrounding wildlife...
Pick any room of your house.
...Finally do laundry...
And separate the colors.
...Strike up a conversation...
With that wrong number.
...Assign page numbers...
To the Internet.
...Watch a special on Hawking theories...
Then call the BBC to argue a point.
...Write a nonsensical toss-off...
Next day, it still makes sense.

Forgot to add: Relax! You're absolutely Human...

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Craig Steiger 26 October 2007

got quite a kick out of this one! Thank you Craig S

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Chris Mendros 07 November 2007

i was doing alright 'till i got to the last one. Leastways i'm hopin' it makes sense...

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Dee Daffodil 29 October 2007

LOL...I see myself in a couple of these examples! Fortunately...the kids don't give me a chance to get bored too often! Love this one! Hugs, Dee

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Alison Cassidy 27 October 2007

Delicious bit of nonsense tossed off with your accustomed wit and from a little experience, methinks? I particularly liked the striking up a conversation with a wrong number - now my dear old mum has been known to have done just that! Hilarious. love, Allie xxxx

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Ernestine Northover 26 October 2007

I like the humourous thinking in this one. Wonderful way of expressing the word Bored! Well thought out. Love and hugs Ernestine XXX

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Ben Gieske 26 October 2007

Lysbeth, thanks for the laught. That last line - Next day, it still makes sense. - is a clincher.

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elysabeth faslund

elysabeth faslund

Thibodaux. Louisiana
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