Bowling Ball Head Poem by john soltis

Your head is like a bowling ball

I'm very sorry to say!

But if I put my two fingers in your eyes

And one in your nose

I know you'd roll so well!

Without a smidge of hair

I know you must feel so naked

But please don't fret

I'll lend you some hair from the bottom of my neck!

Life can be cruel to those in physical need

But losing one's hair ain't so bad

Compared to losing your mind

So be proud of your dome

Cause it's your uppermost apex

But please don't attempt to

Change it!